Titles for Exes

Hi

In my mental rolodex, I have a one liner subject description for my exes. I bet you also have such system or similar descriptive manner. Anyway, for example I have the following:
1. ????

2. Sexual Therapist - cool friend and my respect

3. Young Future CTO - My respect for him

4. Muscle Lover Extremely Stylish Pompous Power Attorney - dump me swift and simple. "I still masturbate to your pictures
but there is no need to proceed with our relationship" Ouch - but my respect.

5. Muscle Lover Italian Ruffian Gentleman - My respect for him.

6. Silent Sal - wait staff spoke more than this dude. His future son is Cartman. hehe. Respect!

7. Catholic Dancer - cool friend

Well back to dumping, I think if you gonna dump, let say me, I recommend the following format:
1. Make it fast and simple. DONT PROLONG IT by days or months.
2. FACE TO FACE - Dont be a coward - nothing beats face to face. it sure hurts but it accelerates closure
3. GIVE CLOSURE
4. Bring stuff right away
5. Good bye Hug - Is this too much to ask? After months or years of bonding, this is a good way to say good bye.

What do you think? #3-5 broke up with me face to face and I respect them for this. Gave me closure and we moved on. #2 remained just good friends. #6 had no heartbeat since day 1 but I wanted to see how long this farce lasted. No hard feelings for any of these men #2-7. In some cases friendship was always there and it made it possible to remain friends in a few occasion.